Mustache

Item #: VH6502
Price: $9.98
What's going in Fido's stocking? Here's our pick for the fetching find of the season: A lolling, bright-red tongue (attached to a chewy, durable ball) or a silly handlebar mustache (also ready for a quick game of "Get the ball, boy!"). Specify Tongue size: S(7½"L), M(10"L), L(11"). Stache is 6½"W. Pet-safe rubber. VH6472 Tongue. VH6502 Stache.

Item #: VJ4522S
Price: $14.98
Tickle anyone who has a lip-tickler, soup strainer, cookie duster or mouth-brow. 50/50 blend sweatshirt; 100% cotton T-shirt. M-XXL.

Item #: VJ4522T
Price: $13.98
Tickle anyone who has a lip-tickler, soup strainer, cookie duster or mouth-brow. 50/50 blend sweatshirt; 100% cotton T-shirt. M-XXL.

Item #: VJ4752
Price: $15.98
It takes more than a little flair to pull off so much mustachio-but we know you can do it. Made of flashy, reflective resin, this completely unique pendant and ring are great attention-getters; great for goofing around on a night out. 2" 'stache pendant hangs on a 16" adjustable silver-finish link chain with lobster-claw clasp. 1¼" mustache on adjustable ring is included, too.

Item #: VM2722
Price: $9.95
Tear the wrapping paper? Not when it's the best part of the present-like a fine array of gentlemanly mustaches, the never—ending series of numbers that represent pi, sprinkly—sweet cupcakes (including a zombie—fied treat) and bacon. Mmm. Bacon. Four 20" x 30" sheets each.